, That's 5 miles down the river, you go 5 miles down the river you gotta walk 5 miles back! Jerry O'Connell Vern Tessio. "Stand by Me Quotes." Teddy Stop Teddy He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. During the Media Crackdown, he and his friends went to Antelope, Oregon, and met Reverendburn. Gordie: I'm no good. Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Yeah, but if a train comes there's nowhere else to go. In a small woodsy Oregon town, a group of friendssensitive Gordie, tough guy Chris, flamboyant Teddy, and scaredy-cat Vern-are in search of a missing teenager's body. Vern The town folk view his family as stupid, and he has an older brother as well who is a part of a group of teens that aren't the nicest, or in other words, bullies. Gordie Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! An' nobody is taking him. It'd be a small meal. He can't be a dog. Remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Get Vern! Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. we're inseparable. I wasn't. Reads the card of a man. Who told you you had a fat one, Lachance? Vern Teddy: [yells and jumps on the fence] I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. Milo: You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard! [the contestants bury their faces and begin eating. I think Annette's tits are getting bigger. Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. [the two run as fast as they can], Gordie: Go! He drives a car and wears a hat. One night while entering the line at a fast food restaurant, two men got into a fight. The four boys were Gordie Lachance Chris Chambers Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio. Gordie: Okay then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Chris: Hell no! Eat shit! Vern Everyone knew I took it. I brought the comb! Vern: Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. Skip to Quotes . No wonder you're acting the way you are, with a loony for a father! Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving. Gordie Vern Tessio Teddy Duchamp Gordie Lachance is the protagonist in the story. Pez. Kids barfed on their parents. Gordie: Move it! Eyeball: So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? You don't even have any hair!" Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp [Tag: hair ] more on this quote "- Teddy: This is my age! I'm no good." "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood." This quote by Gordie as an adult sums up his whole life. Drum roll! The story takes place during the summer of 1960 in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine.After a boy disappears and is presumed dead, twelve-year-old Gordie LaChance and his three friends set out to find his body along . Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? whenever i'm down he'll always cheer me up in ways jo one else could. You could cook your dick. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! [Vern immediately cowers] Sh*t, Vern! I think Chris is right, let's just go back." Vern Tessio. Memorable quote: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?" Vern Tessio In 1959, four boys venture out into the wilderness to locate the body of a local missing teenager. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant., - Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a. A knight without amour in a savage land. Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. - Chris: "Suck my fat one"? Chris We go across here, we could get to the same place in ten minutes. He drives a car and wears a hat. Let me in! Teddy Gordie, to a lesser extent. Chris: And do you think that that b*tch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money? Go! His fast gun for hire heads the calling wind .. Release Dates Gordie Teddy: [lunges again, but the others restrain him again] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Gordie: Yeah, yeah! That was the all-time train dodge! He weighs close to one-eighty. Hollywood Legends . Teddy [laughs]. , : STOP TEASING HIM! Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving. Jerry O' Connell is Vern Tessio, an overly-enthusiastic youngster who is often the butt of the other boys' jokes. Vern was played by Jerry O'Connell, who would later play Charlie Carbone in Kangaroo Jack. Chris: Suck my fat one? What do you mean? Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Teddy: I am acting my age. Why did Denny have to die? As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two more faces in the halls. Chris: Why don't you go home and f*** your mother some more? Smart guys. We should all go. he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. He is likely the least troubled of the boys though he is frequently teased by the rest of the group. Cherry flavor Pez. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. I'm not goin' all the way out there. Boy, you don't know nothing! Vern : Like sleeping with a girl for the first time. Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! Gordie You must have at least some of your brother's good sense. Vern: I'm not going alone. My father stormed the beach at Normandy! "I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?" Chris Chambers. You brought the comb! It's a stupid wasted time! They are afflicted with a bad name, Vern being the brother of a member of Ace Merrill's gang and Teddy being the son of a "loony", but neither of them actually struggle to break free from those prejudices. : The Writer: [voiceover] As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls. : : Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Gordie: Hey, Vern, looks like your mom's been out driving again. You die, Chambers! Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. Gordie Hey Chris? I'm crossing here. Eyeball: Bet you two thousands bucks, they don't. Figuring that they'll be heroes if they find the missing boy, the four friends set off to find Ray's body. Well this kid is our age but he's fat. Chris: He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops! Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? I'm crossing here. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material. : I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. While nine months of trying to find a quart jar of pennies that he apparently buried under his house at the beginning of a school year, he heard his brother talking to a fellow gang . Why don't you guys just go for some long branches, okay? Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. Web. And begins fighting him]. He has been hit by a train and likely killed instantly . - Teddy: This is my age! Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Eyeball Chambers/Original Character(s) Eyeball Chambers/Ace Merrill; Denny Lachance/Original Female Character(s) Sincerely. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Lardass Hogan : Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. Move it! Vern [In unison] [Gordie shakes his head]. , Chow down, Wide Load! Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. How did the boys describe seeing a dead body for the first time. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. : : Teddy: Oh, well, this is great! Chris Renaissance Fair. They have desires for themselves as human beings and as children who are forced into adulthood by the adults around them. Gordie: He hates me. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore. Why were Rays feet bare. : Teddy: Yeah? It turns out that the body in the woods was indeed his. Vern is overweight, emotionally sensitive, not very bright, and rather easily scared. Just say that I told this story. Teddy [Finishing the song alone] Who cares? Oh, great, Chambers! Gordie: [quietly, aiming the gun at Ace] Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. He is never willing to take risks and will allow the rest of the boys to pressure him into things. Gordie: Come on, Choppy! Gordie: You use your right hand or your left hand for that? [cries]. "Have Gun Will Travel." : Gordie 21. Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Vern What're you, his mother? That doesn't mean anything. The film is told through the first-person narration of Red and the events shown in the film serve as a result of his narration.